Evolved (DVD)

From UK Filmmaker Andrew Senior comes The Evolved: Part 1, the first chapter in a twisted splatterpunk comedy epic thats like Guy Ritchies Snatch by way of Peter Jacksons Meet the Feebles and BBCs The Young Ones! Detective Danny Glover, Scarborough Polices premiere dog-napping-ring buster and general fat bastard, arrives in London to help the clinically psychotic Detective Sonny Boy with a little problem; Who is butchering Londons dogs' The answer seems obvious at first, it must be Burger Priest, the Popes neo-nazi clown-chef fast food empire! The detectives embark on a covert mission to uncover Burger Priests dark secret, but even they are unprepared for the true horror and depth of the fast food franchises depravity. Assisted by Feety, a heroin-addicted fetus, and Ellen Mellon, a New York reporter who also happens to be an animated ventriloquists doll, they must reveal the Popes evil plan and shut down Burger Priest for good!